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Hi, I'm Jason Seaver.

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I'm a psychiatrist.

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I've spent the last 15 years helping
people with their problems. And I'm

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Seaver. I've spent the last 15 years
helping our kids with problems even

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wouldn't believe.

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Now Maggie has gone back to work as a
reporter for the local newspaper.

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Jason has moved his cactus into the
house so he can be there for the kids.

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They're great kids.

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Most of the time. And the rest of the
time?

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We love them anyway.

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Yeah.

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Unbelievable.

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Show me that smile again.

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Don't waste another minute on your
crying.

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We're nowhere near the end.

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The best is that it didn't begin.

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Oh, as long as we got each other.

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As long as we keep on giving, we can
take anything that comes our

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way. Baby, rain or shine, all the time,
we got each other

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sharing the laughter.

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Hello.

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When do they outgrow a skateboard?

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When you buy them a Camaro.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Bye.

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Gonna see Springsteen, huh?

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Yep, tomorrow night.

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It's gonna be awesome.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the boss.

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Wait, wait. I thought the Springsteen
concert was sold out.

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Sold out?

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Carol,

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to a man with connections, nothing is
ever sold out.

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That just happened to be Seth Jameson,
nephew of the man whose brother -in -law

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owns the hot dog concession at the
Coliseum.

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Wow.

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So did you get tickets?

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Did I get tickets? Of course I got
tickets.

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You did?

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In Springsteen?

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Well, no.

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To the Ice Capade.

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But I got a very good seat.

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And two free hot dogs.

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Talk about connections. Are those all
beef dogs?

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It's too bad about the concert. You must
be disappointed.

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I still got a couple other things going.
I'll get the tickets.

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All right.

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This is it.

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Hello.

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Yeah, talk to me.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Yeah, I'll see you.

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No dice?

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No, Jerry was sure he'd be able to get
those tickets from his friend Cheech,

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but... Cheech?

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Jason, our son, knows people named
Cheech.

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Ah, Maggie, you can't judge somebody on
the basis of a name.

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Anyway, Mike, you were saying?

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Yeah, well, Cheech's parole officer
didn't think it'd be such a good idea to

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hand him the scalpel tickets to post to
the trial.

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Good judgment there, Cheech.

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We're sorry, honey.

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That's all right.

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I still got one more shot.

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Yeah, Jimsky.

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Yes, Mike.

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Yeah, look, I gotta have those tickets.

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Yes, look, all from anything they want.

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What?

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My jacket?

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My leather jacket? The one that smells
like actual cattle?

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He delivered papers for two years to get
that jacket. He loves that jacket.

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I love that jacket.

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Of course, I never had a jacket that
nice.

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Okay, okay, you can have the jacket.

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Oh, come on, Jimmy. Oh.

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Oh.

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Look, I hate to even ask Jerry that.

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Yeah, all right. Look, call me right
back.

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They wanted to date with Jerry's sister.

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Trixie?

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She's only 11.

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I said no.

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Say, Mike, you don't really want to part
with that jacket, do you?

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No, but Dad, there's no way that Bruce
is going to play 10 miles from my house

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and I'm going to miss him.

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Dad, I've got to go to that concert.

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Ready?

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Yep.

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What?

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That's impossible.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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See ya.

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Well? Somebody offered him a house.

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A house?

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Well, it was just for a weekend, but...
I'm still out of our league.

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Unless... Mike.

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Uh -uh.

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Okay, fine.

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Hey, Mike.

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Well, at least you still have that
jacket, right?

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Who cares? It smells like a dead cow.

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Mom, Mom, Mom! I just saw a mouse in the
attic this big!

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Was this a mouse or a small sheep?

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Well, it had beady little eyes and a
long tail and one like this.

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That's a sheep, all right.

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Okay, okay. Where did I put those mouse
traps?

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What are you going to do with the mouse
traps, Mom?

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Well, I'll be honest with you, Carol. I
plan to use them to trap Mike.

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Won't I kill them?

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Hopefully.

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Carol,

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a mom's got to do what a mom's got to
do.

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Son, bring me my camembert. All right,
we're going with the big guns.

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No, Mom, I mean, they're cute, corn with
little creatures.

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Carol, these are the same guys who
carried the plague all through Europe

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the 10th century and killed millions of
people.

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That was a thousand years ago, Mom. How
long are you going to hold a grudge?

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Michael? Go ahead.

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Try it. Try to give me one good reason
to go on living, Mom.

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The solid gold dancers.

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At least Dad's not here. I mean, he'd
really try to cheer me up. Ah, the

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I mean, he always acts like he's gonna,
like he's gonna be real sympathetic. And

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then before you know it, he turns on
you.

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Mike, Mike, Mike.

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I find that at times like these, it's
always best to keep a little perspective

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on life.

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At least he didn't give you that line
about how rough he had it when he was

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age.

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No, no, that's what he always says.

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Mike, no, I'm not going to give you that
line about how rough I had it when I

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was your age, but I think that you
should be aware that historically people

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had it rougher than this.

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Hi. Hi.

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We have mice.

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Yep.

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And if I'm not back in 24 hours, call a
cat.

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Mike, Mike, Mike.

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Still feeling pretty low, huh, pal?

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Dad, I'm feeling fine. Let's just drop
it, okay?

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Ah, come on, come on. I know what you're
going through.

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Yeah, sure, Dad.

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No, I do. I really do. You know, I
didn't want to bring it up this morning

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depress you, but I have seen Springsteen
in concert.

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You have?

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Mm -hmm.

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Ten years ago?

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Really? What was it like?

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Amazing.

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I mean, the guy completely blows your
doors off. Oh, God, I don't want to hear

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this. He made me feel so... Please, Dad.

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I could have just walked out of that
concert in a hitchhike right across the

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country. Stop!

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Sorry.

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Mike, if you had one wish right now, one
thing, what would it be?

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Dad, I'm really not in the mood for
this. Come on, Mike. Come on, come on,

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on.

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I mean, if you had one thing that would
make you the happiest guy in the world,

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what would it be?

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A solid gold dancer.

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All right, two wishes.

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For our tickets to the Springsteen
concert.

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Well, would Seventh Row be all right?
Come on, now, don't toy with my

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Huntington dry cleaning.

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Three shirts, clean breath, no starch.

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Thanks, Dad. There's my third wish.

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Okay, okay. Sorry, wrong pocket.

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How about these?

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I can't... Dad, do you know what these
are?

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These are Springsteen tickets.

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Really?

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Well, even how'd you get them?

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Well, Mike, your mom and I made a big
decision.

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We could either afford to send you to
college or we could get those tickets.

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What do you think?

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I think you made the right choice.

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I can't believe it. Two tickets to
Springsteen.

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What if I call Jerry? He's going to
freak.

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Hey, wait a minute. Show some
compassion.

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No way. When Jerry finds out we're gone,
it's going to kill him.

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We don't want to rub it in.

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Right. Right.

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Hey, Mike, you don't really mind going
to the concert with your old man?

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No. No.

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You sure?

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Yeah, Dad, this is going to be great.

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I mean, you don't want to take one of
your buddies?

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No. You want to take Jerry?

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No.

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Peggy Zielinski?

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No. No, Dad, I want to go with you,
really.

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Well, all right, then let's call Jerry
and rub it in.

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Just kidding.

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I swear it, man. I have tried
everywhere. There is not one more ticket

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Hey, Seaver, did you score tickets?

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Did I say I was going to score the
tickets?

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Voila!

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Outrageous, man. Where did you get
these?

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I have my connections.

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No, Mikey, Buddy, Brodsky.

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Just, uh, how many tickets you got here?

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Just two.

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What, you think it's going to take you,
Bonehead?

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It's going to take me, right, Mikey?

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Sorry, guys.

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No can do.

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Okay. Okay, I can respect that. Now, let
me guess. Um, Peggy Zielinski, right?

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Oh, man, what an opportunity.

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Have you ever seen a girl after a
Springsteen concert?

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They turn into wild animals.

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Have you asked her yet?

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Well, no, not exactly. I mean, Peggy
wants me, man, but she just doesn't do

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for me.

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Look, I can be late for English.

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Gotta go. I'll be late for English.
Gotta go.

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Come on, Seaver. You barely speak
English.

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Who are you going with, man?

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My father.

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What?

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My father.

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Who's my father? Wait, is that that new
weird kid from Pakistan?

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No, man, I'm going with my father.

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You're gonna go see Springsteen with
your father, man?

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Hey, my father's not like a father,
okay?

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He's a cool guy.

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Yeah, he's cool.

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Last time I was over there, he was
waxing the floor and saying he puffed

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magic dragon.

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Don't be a jerk, all right, boner?

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I'm telling you, Seaver, it's weird.

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Look, it's not weird, okay? I mean, just
because you're too big a jerk to do

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anything with your father doesn't mean
there's anything weird or uncool about

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it.

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You guys be the weirdest to anybody and
you're dead meat.

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of tonight's crowd is its broad age
range. And if I'm not mistaken, evidence

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this cross -generational appeal is right
here.

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Excuse me, young man.

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Did you attend this evening's concert
with your father?

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Who wants to know?

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All of the tri -state area. This is
Newsline New York.

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Sir,

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is this your son?

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Hey, the big fella here? Not only is
this my son, this is my best buddy.

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Tell me, sir, isn't it unusual for a
father and a son to attend a rock and

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concert together?

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No, no way. No, not in our family. Not
in any family that loves each other,

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right?

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Young man, anything you'd like to say to
your

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friends at school?

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I was just upstairs in the attic.

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Hey, that's great, Mom.

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All the cheese is gone and all the traps
are sprung, but there's no mice in

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them.

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Really? Carol, I have nothing personal
against these mice.

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It's just that my children's health is
more important to me than theirs is.

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Fine.

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Just go ahead and kill them.

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But where does it stop, Mom?

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Today it's mice.

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One day.

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Killing a mailman's a federal offense,
Mom.

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Well, at least she didn't overreact.

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Hey, Mike.

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How was the... concert?

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Is there an irate children's convention
upstairs?

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What?

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What's with Mike?

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How should I know?

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Didn't say a word to me all the way
home.

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Home?

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I guess he thinks I embarrassed him or
something.

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Why? What did you do?

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I didn't do anything.

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He's overreacting.

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Well, we got interviewed by a television
crew down there and... Never mind.

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I'd really rather not talk about it.

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Oh, well.

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I'm sure it'll blow over.

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By tomorrow.

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Or the next day.

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So, how's my brother the big TV star?

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Hey, knock it off, Carol. I've been
getting that all day.

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Hello, everybody. This is Newsline New
York. We're here with Mike and Jason

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Sievert, two really cool guys.

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I asked you to go with me to the movie
Saturday, so you know what I did?

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What? I asked my dad.

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Hey, Boner, you're a real funny guy.

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Hey, Mikey, listen.

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Maybe you and your dad could double with
me and my dad some night.

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Mikey, you can tell us.

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Did you get luckier with that goodnight
kiss all you got?

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You guys are a lot funnier since your
lobotomies.

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Whoa.

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What a family.

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The guy dates his dad and gets his
little sister to stick up for him. You

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this could make the news, too.

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What a guy. We're buddies. I love this
guy.

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I need your help.

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I'm just not political.

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Ben, there comes a time when principle
alone compels us to take a stand.

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I'll give you a quarter.

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A dollar.

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Fifty cents.

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Jason, tell Carol what these lucky mice
have won.

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Well, Maggie, in addition to having
their lives spared, our furry little

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will be whisked away for a fun -filled,
all -expense -paid two -week vacation

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to... Disneyland!

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Yeah, where they will meet the big
cheese themselves.

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You guessed it, Mickey Mouse!

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my kids.

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You check the libraries. I'll check the
museum.

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Why is he making such a federal case out
of this?

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You know, he didn't speak to me last
night.

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Gave me the cold shoulder this morning.
Now he's two hours late.

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Jason, Jason, Jason.

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I find that at times like these, it's
good to keep a little perspective on

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things.

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Oh, honey, I'm sure he's over it by now.

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And I'm no psychiatrist.

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If you'll excuse me, I have to go tuck
in my... You

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did get your mother's nose.

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Okay, sorry, dumb joke.

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No, no, you're left right, Dad.

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Hey, Mike.

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I am sorry.

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Okay? I know you feel I embarrassed you,
and I'm sorry.

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Yeah, sure. Great, Dad.

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Mike!

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I'm apologizing.

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Don't you think we should get this out
in the open?

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What, you mean like on national
television?

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You know, I paid a lot of money for
those tickets, and that was so you could

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to the concert. And I think you're being
a little self -absorbed about this. I'm

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being self -absorbed? Dad, you gave me
noogies on the evening news.

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00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:01,960
Well, some people's parents locked them
in a closet for seven years.

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You got it real rough.

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Your father likes you. Yeah, gross.

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Goodies.

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I was showing my feelings for you, Mike.

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We have feelings for Mom, too.

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You don't go showing them in front of
the whole tri -state area.

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00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,000
You just don't know. I mean...

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The guys at school... Oh, come on, Mike.
What do you care what those guys say?

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That's easy for you to say. You don't
know what it's like.

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I mean, they laughed at me because I
went with you.

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But I defended you. I said, my dad's a
cool guy.

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And then what did you do? You slobber
all over me on Newsline New York.

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All right.

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00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:52,510
Okay, Mike, I am sorry.

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00:20:53,909 --> 00:20:55,870
Maybe we shouldn't have gone to the
concert together.

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00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:57,530
That's not what I'm saying.

357
00:20:57,730 --> 00:20:59,490
No, and maybe you just should have taken
a girl.

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00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:01,690
Dad, you're not listening to me.

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00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:05,050
Look.

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00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:09,330
I'm taking a big risk by telling you
this.

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00:21:11,330 --> 00:21:15,210
But I actually like doing stuff with
you.

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I do. I mean, I was sitting there
watching Springsteen with my dad and a

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other people's parents.

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00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,760
Don't even know what a Springsteen is.

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And all through the concert, I was
thinking, hey, you know, this is really

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great.

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00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,800
Yeah.

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00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,580
Well, you know, I was thinking pretty
much the same thing.

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00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:44,120
Well, maybe there's a way that we can
both think that without letting the

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free world in on it.

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00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:52,400
Well, I guess I did lose control a
little.

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Okay, a lot.

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That's all right, Dad.

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00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:03,460
I guess Bruce has that effect on people.
I guess maybe next time we should see

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someone a little less dynamic.

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00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,720
Well, I hear the Osmonds are coming to
town.

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00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,320
Nah.

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Your mother and I are in the next room
we're trying to read you guys think you

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could turn down that